these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
