their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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