FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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