4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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