and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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