An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize