i think i have herpe
just one?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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