windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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