i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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