I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
People in love make me want to vomit
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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