dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's blow job season.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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