they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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