You're completely useless in the revolution.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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