Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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