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After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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