He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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