I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
