Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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