I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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