lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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