She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My breasts were aching with rage.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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