ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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