My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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