she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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