I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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