I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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