he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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