Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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