everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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