and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Come share oat with me in your robe
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
