I will die if light touches me.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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