didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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