dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm sobbing to NWA
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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