just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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