do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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