Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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