Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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