rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
tell me about the fingering
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