I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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