Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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