i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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