That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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