Is it normal to miss your booty call?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My ass is underappreciated
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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