I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Randomize
