Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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