my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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