batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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