scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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