have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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