return my video game
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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