once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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