No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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