I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Also, beer. Big fan.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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