I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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