i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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