just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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